Crime & Punishment
My wife and I have repeatedly received calls from someone claiming to be Countrywide Home Loans. These people, who give out the number 1-800-641-5302, are not Countrywide Home Loans (we called Countrywide to be sure, and then we googled the number, which is instructive and highly recommended).
Annoyed by these people (who use a combination of professional sounding operators and polished automated systems, so presumably they're not exactly operating out of the back of a van, but who knows?) we contacted Countrywide and told them about the matter. There things have rested for some time.
This has continued for some weeks, and when I got another call today I decided to report it to the "authorities". The recommended course of action is the FTC, but try navigating (a) their website, or (b) their phone system. E.g. after getting several levels into their spectacularly retarded menu system, I was forced to pick between two possibilites neither of which applied, with no way out. I hung up in exasperation.
The do not call list website, for what it's worth, simply generated an error message saying that their server was having some kind of difficulty. Fabulous.
Next, I tried the local police. By far the most helpful and pleasant conversation (with a local Financial Crimes investigator) got me nowhere. She didn't even have a number I could call, but suggested I might try the FBI.
So I called the FBI who simply told me to report the activity on a website. This website is designed (a) for people who have already been screwed (we hadn't because we hung up when we were asked for our SSN) and (b) internet-based crime with phone-based crime as an afterthought.
The site made it clear we should keep hold of any documents (of which there are none) in case the matter ever went to trial, but of course we've not suffered any actual loss, and there's no paper trail. Presumably we can document the fact that the calls took place (assuming the records aren't automatically erased) but that's about it.
This is just cockeyed. Here's a bunch of scammers calling, presumably, hundreds or thousands of people fraudulently, with criminal intent, and giving out a 1-800 number. Surely there's someone in the FBI who can do a reverse lookup of the phone number, at minimum have it switched off, and at maximum tap the line, record their bullshit, and then arrest them.
If there are any further developments, I'll post them.